Funny Snowmobile Memes That You Have to Check Out

funny snowmobile memes you have to check out

Funny Snowmobile Memes Are The Best!

No one is funnier than a snowmobiler. Come on, it’s safe, you can admit it!

But if you don’t believe us, check out these super funny snowmobile memes and let us prove that nothing makes you more hilarious than riding a snowmobile until you turn into a popsicle.

Summer Sucks

Save this one to send to your buddy this summer when he starts saying he can’t wait for it to be winter. We get it. We feel the same way, bud.

 

funny snowmobile memes - summer sucks

 

Complain About Winter

I don’t get how anyone could hate winter. If you don’t like the cold, maybe you should consider a change of scenery. Because while you’re complaining about the cold, I’m thinking about carving through the fresh powder until my face turns red.

 

funny snowmobile memes - complain about winter

 

Follow Your Heart, Bring Your Brain

Here’s another good one to send your sledding buddy. Maybe not anybody, but that one special friend you’ve got. You know, the one who likes to leave the house with his brain still sitting in the jar on the mantle.

 

funny snowmobile memes - follow your heart, take your brain

 

Hokey Pokey

Bet you didn’t think you’d be practicing your dance moves when you left the house this morning, did ya?

Well, it’s time to show the kids how you got mom to say yes, by showing her your funky dance moves. Who could deny this?

 

funny snowmobile memes - hokey pokey

 

Memories Aren’t Made Playing Video Games

Speaking of the kids, here’s a snowmobile meme about them!

They might have access to every sled and fancy rider in the world on their video game, but it’s never going to beat getting on your Arctic Cat or Ski-Doo and making some real-life memories with mom or dad.

When you get out there this year, don’t forget to bring the kids along with you!

 

funny snowmobile memes - memories are made

 

Love is a Snowmobile

Matt Groening, the creator of everybody’s favorite yellow family, The Simpson’s, has some… er… unique ideas about love and snowmobiles.

Maybe I don’t understand this one because I’m not married. By the way, if you ask your wife if this is true and she says yes, I don’t know if that’s good or bad.

 

funny snowmobile memes - love is a snowmobile

 

Let’s Have Some Snow

Those October and February feelings… Almost time to get out there, but not quite. But you’re done waiting! We understand. When we’re talking about a lack of snow, that’s a serious problem.

 

funny snowmobile memes - let's have some snow

 

I Fear Nothing… Except for Hidden Fences

Even a person with nothing to fear has an Achille’s Heal. Remember to stay on the marked trails and stay out of trouble!

There, now we can officially say that we tried to warn you. What you do from here is on you.

 

funny snowmobile memes - hidden fences

 

Addictive

Clearly, a person on drugs doesn’t have a snowmobile. No, because if they had a snowmobile they wouldn’t need drugs. And if they had a snowmobile, they wouldn’t have money for drugs. Either way, Just Say No to drugs.

Anyway, have you seen the new models this year? I feel like the one I got last year isn’t good enough anymore. Maaaaaybe it’s time to get another.

 

funny snowmobile memes - addictive like drugs but much healthier

 

Rather Be Lost In the Woods

Your house is your home base, but where’s the fun in life without a little exploration? Besides, worst case scenario, that’s what they have search parties for, right?

 

funny snowmobile memes - lost in the woods

 

My Horsey

You probably know someone on social media who is always talking about how much they love their dogs or their horse, or their kids. Who says snowmobile riders aren’t caring, empathic, individuals?

We’ve got plenty of love and affection to give. Our animal just makes a slightly different noise than yours does.

 

funny snowmobile memes - my horsey

 

Just Proof of What We Already Know About Snowmobilers

See, I don’t need to tell you that snowmobilers are the funniest people out there. You already knew that.

But if you’ve got a motocross or motorcycle rider in your life who can’t stop complaining about not being able to ride, show them these funny snowmobile memes. Maybe you can finally get out for a ride with you.

And maybe they’ll find a sense of humor in the whole experience. But listen, we can’t guarantee anything. It’s just a phenomenal idea.

Prescription Snowmobile Goggles: the Pros and Cons

Should you invest in prescription snowmobile goggles or not?

Should You Invest in a New Pair of Prescription Snowmobile Goggles, or Stick with Your Traditional Pair?

When you’re out riding your snowmobile, or even skiing or snowboarding this season, part of doing it safely is making sure your vision correction game is still on point.

If you don’t already know, prescription snowmobile goggles are available to help the vision impaired riders out there who want an all in one solution on the trails. Now if you haven’t used prescription goggles in the past, you’ve probably got some questions and concerns. So before you go out to buy a set of prescription goggles, let’s talk about some of the benefits and also the drawbacks.

 

snowboarder using prescription goggles while shredding powder

 

Reasons to Stick to Your Non-Prescription Snowmobile Goggles

We won’t pretend that prescription snowmobile goggle lenses or goggle inserts are for everybody. First off, let’s talk about some of the reasons people don’t like prescription goggles.

 

snowmobile rider wearing a pair of prescription snowmobile goggles on a trail

 

Prescription Snowmobile Goggles Can Be Costly

 

Cost is by far the most obvious barrier to buying a set of prescription snowmobile goggles. There’s already such a high cost associated with riding –  from maintaining your snowmobile to getting the right gear to travel expenses to snowmobiling events – that you might not want to deal with something that could be considered superfluous.

Not everybody has the extra cash to buy a new pair of prescription snowmobile goggles in addition to all of the other expenses that come with the sport. In fact, this especially rings true when you’ve already got a pair of glasses or contact lenses that you use every day to correct your vision.

It might not be something you can fit into your budget. It also might not be something you want to fit into your budget. That is totally legitimate!

 

Prescription Snowmobile Goggles Don’t Fit Your Style

 

This might sound like a silly reason to some people, but at the end of the day, we get it. Some people just don’t like how prescription goggles look. Or maybe you just like the look of the goggles you already have. Perhaps you have some sentimental attachment to them. All of these are valid reasons to stick with the ones you have that work for your needs.

When it’s you and your wits out there in the elements, battling the cold and the tough terrain, you might end up feeling like you’ve got a lucky pair of goggles.

Whatever the reason may be, it’s yours. Check out one man’s solution to not wanting to buy a set of prescription goggles.

 

Prescription Snowmobile Goggles Create More Headaches Than They’re Worth

 

Sometimes the simplest solution is the best solution. Just wear your contacts and don’t worry about investing in prescription snowmobile goggles. When you’re wearing your contacts you don’t need to worry about being uncomfortable. You’re used to them and happy with how your current goggles fit and protect your eyes.

When people ask the question, “Should I get prescription glasses?”, more often than not you’re going to see a lot of people advocating for just wearing a pair of contacts.

 

Two snowmobile riders using regular goggles as opposed to prescription snowmobile goggles

 

Reasons to Make the Switch to Prescription Snowmobile Goggles

For as many people as there are out there who think contacts are the best solution, there are just as many people who find using contact lenses irritating. Some people have naturally dry eyes, and some people just don’t like touching their eyes! These are also valid reasons to want to try out prescription snowmobile lenses, so let’s see what people have to say in favor of making the switch.

 

Prescription Snowmobile Goggles Offer Comfort

 

One of the biggest reasons people invest in prescription snowmobile goggles is that regular goggles simply are not designed to have your glasses fit under them comfortably.

If you saw the youtube video we linked above, you know that you can customize your goggles. That being said, if you have a really nice pair of goggles, you probably don’t want to go cutting into them.

You might not do it right, and in the end, your glasses are still prone to moving and slipping around inside your goggles. This can just be more trouble than it’s worth.

 

snowmobile rider who isn't using prescription snowmobile goggles

 

Prescription Snowmobile Goggles are Designed for Riders

 

In addition to being made to fit perfectly, prescription snowmobile goggles are also designed specifically for the conditions you’re going to be riding in. We all know that going from our cozy spot by the fire out into the elements is going to make your glasses fog up.

This happens because of the difference in temperature from your warm skin and the cold lenses. The closer your glasses are to your face, the more they’re going to fog up. And if your glasses are pressed tightly to your face by your goggles, it’s going to happen more frequently. And we don’t need to tell you why riding blind, or impaired, is a bad idea!

 

snowboarded kneeling at the top of a lift

 

Save the Wear and Tear on your Every Day Goggles

 

We all know that spills and accidents happen to even the most experienced rider. But if you’re twenty miles from home and you break your glasses, you’re going to be up a creek with a paddle. You wouldn’t wear your good glasses to play basketball, so why risk them when you’re out riding the trails?

Prescription snowmobile lenses are made to withstand the rough and tough winter rides. I’m sure I’m not the only one who has broken a pair of glasses doing far less than going out for an all-day run with friends and family. Don’t be that person with the duct tape on your glasses bc you took a spill and they broke under your goggles.

 

guy riding a snowmobile wearing prescription snowmobile goggles

So What’s The Verdict on Prescription Snowmobile Goggles?

 

Well, there are plenty of reasons to sway you one way or the other on this debate. Cost, comfort, and style are just the tip of the iceberg. But if you have the means, it’s probably worth checking out if prescription snowmobile goggles are right for you. For plenty of people who have made the switch, it’s been a revolution in the way they ride!

Everything You Need to Know About General Motorcycle Insurance

general motorcycle insurance is important for all riders like this person cruising at sunset

Keys, Wallet, Helmet, and General Motorcycle Insurance

So you’ve got your new bike and you’re itching to get it out on the open road. You’ve got your gloves, your helmet, a nice pair of boots, and chaps to match. You’ve got everything you need to keep your ride safe, or so you think. But do you have general motorcycle insurance?

 

rider in flip flops who clearly needs general motorcycle insurance at minimum because this is not at all safe

 

Why Do I Need General Motorcycle Insurance?

Well, the first reason is that 47 states require you to have motorcycle insurance. Having insurance for your motorcycle means not only protecting your bike, but protecting yourself, and everyone else you share the road with.

Even if you live in a state that doesn’t require general motorcycle insurance, it’s better to have it than to be wishing you did!

Insurance is also going to protect your home and your assets if you’re at fault in an accident. Insurance can help pay for bodily injuries and any associated medical bills. Insurance is also going to cover any property damages you might be at fault for.

Whether you’ve damaged someone’s car, their house, or property in some way – or even a telephone pole – having insurance will keep you protected and out of the poor house.

 

without general motorcycle insurance you could be liable for huge medical bills if you break your leg like the person here did

 

How Much is General Motorcycle Insurance Going to Cost Me?

Costs for general motorcycle insurance vary by state and the type of motorcycle you own, but it’s probably less expensive than you think.

According to an article on Value Penguin, the average cost of motorcycle insurance in the US is only $519 annually. Now, of course, there are a lot of factors that can make this average fluctuate, for instance:

  • Value: The higher the value of your bike, the higher it’s going to cost to insure. This includes factors like custom parts that can be difficult or costly to replace.
  • Safety: The more safety features your bike has, the lower your rate is going to be.
  • Crash Rate: Some styles of bikes are just statistically involved in more crashes (yep, we’re looking at you sport bikes), and are going to cost you more to insure.
  • Theft Rate: We all love our flashy bikes, but they’re also more likely to be stolen. If an insurance company is more likely to pay out for a comprehensive claim, you can bet it’s going to cost a few more dollars.

 

if you have a flashy bike that is known for high theft, like this Suzuki, you may have to pay more for general motorcycle insurance

 

Some Other Factors To Consider Regarding General Motorcycle Insurance

Other than the type of bike you’re riding, another factor to consider is motorcycle riders themselves.

The age of a rider is something a motorcycle insurance company will consider when offering you a quote. The older a rider is and the more experience they have will certainly yield a lower price. Not to mention having a clean riding (and driving) record. So if you want to see those motorcycle insurance rates go down, make sure you’re always riding safely.

Another way to make your general motorcycle insurance rates lower is by insuring more than just your bike. Include a second bike on your insurance policy, or maybe a car, or your house. There are even some companies that will cover your life insurance policy as well as your general motorcycle insurance. A multi-policy insurance package will always save you money and will most likely include bundle discounts.

 

stuffed doll of kermit the frog wishing he had general motorcycle insurance before his accident

 

What is Your Motorcycle Insurance Going to Cover?

So we’ve already discussed that your motorcycle insurance is going to cover medical bills and property damage, but what else can you get coverage for?

  • Accessory coverage is going to cover the cost of damages to accessories on your bike. That includes modifications, custom paint jobs, safety equipment (like your chaps or helmet) wheels, and lots of other things.
  • Roadside Assistance will keep you from paying an arm and a leg for towing, minor repairs, or even gas delivery if you break down while you’re out riding.
  • Rental Coverage is going to pay for your motorcycle rental should yours need to be taken in for repairs.
  • Trailer Coverage will protect the trailer that you use to transport your bike.
  • Trip Interruption will cover the cost of food and lodging if you break down away from home. “Away from home” can vary in distance depending on which insurance company you use, so make sure you talk to your agent to find out the details.

 

this city rider knows that general motorcycle insurance is a must have even though her state doesn't require it

 

Where Do I Sign Up for General Motorcycle Insurance?

So we covered all of the reasons why you need general motorcycle insurance. Now the next step is finding the best policy for you.

The best policy is going to mean different things for different riders. That having been said, it doesn’t mean you need to talk to every Tom, Dick, and Harry to find out which policy is right for you.

 

female motorcycle rider who made sure to find the best general motorcycle insurance policy for her needs

 

Check out this list from The Balance on the best motorcycle insurance to choose from in 2019. There is a category for almost every type of rider!

Also, check out this article from Value Penguin with quick links to get motorcycle insurance quotes from some of the top insurance companies.

So shop around, get the best policy, and remember, when you need tips, be sure to check out  TMS Parts’ awesome blog for additional tips, tricks, and inspiration.

Motorcycle Ice Racing is Not Just A Fad

excited guys participating in motorcycle ice racing

The Need for Speed Doesn’t End in Winter – Enter Motorcycle Ice Racing

 

When we think about motorcycles, we tend to think about cruising down the highway in the summertime. The weather is hot, the sunlight hours are long, and the wind whipping by doesn’t hurt your face yet.

But any real gearhead knows that the need for speed doesn’t end when the snow starts falling and the wind is more punishing than forgiving. Wintertime is great for motorcycle ice racing and it’s not just a fad.

The cold weather is almost egging you on, don’t you want to take a ride? Better yet, don’t you want to race? Every rider knows that feeling of the itch you can’t scratch, and this is nothing new.

That’s why when Jack Frost comes to visit you can still see those dedicated racers hitting the frozen tracks with studded tires, kicking up the ice and having a great time. Motorcycle ice racing is one of the most exhilarating ways to feed the speed demon that lives inside of all of us.

 

tracks on the lake from motorcycle ice racing

 

So you know a little about motorcycle ice racing, but you’re curious and want to know more. Great! We’re here to share more about the sport’s long history in Europe, the racers in America, and why it’s definitely NOT a passing fad.

Motorcycle Ice Racing in Europe and the Fédération Internationale de Motocyclisme

 

The FIM is the global sanctioning body for motorcycle racing, governing races and organizations in six continents and over 100 countries. They were founded in Paris, France all the way back on December 21st, 1904 (happy belated 114th birthday!). The headquarters have moved several times and currently reside in Mies, Switzerland.

The first records of putting bikes on the ice happened in 1924 in Switzerland. Racetracks were made on frozen lakes with many of the same rules and regulations as Speedway racing. The bikes used studded tires to grip into the ice just like they would on a dirt track.

The first official motorcycle ice racing competition put on by the FIM was held in 1939 in Moscow. After the second world war, ice racing started to gain traction all across Eastern Europe. The first international competitions began to be held in the late 1950s.

The races used 500cc Speedway bikes, but eventually, new classes were added to the competition: 125cc, 350cc, and sidecar (because everybody has that friend who needs to be close to the action). The first FIM Ice Racing Cup was held in 1963. A Russian rider took the championship, and the Soviets dominated the sport for many years.

 

motorcycle ice racer holding a cup filled with snow

 

While the Europeans may have led the way in sanctioning these events, the North Americans weren’t far behind. And of course, they had to put their own spin on it.

 

Motorcycle Ice Racing in America

 

The American Motorcyclist Association is the governing body for American races, and it’s very similar to its European counterpart. The real difference in AMA racing is the type of bikes.

FIM races use Speedway bikes, which tend to have two-speed gearboxes and do not have front brakes. AMA races, on the other hand, feature motocross, or dirt bikes, but use the same studded tires to grip into the ice.

AMA races run on counter-clockwise oval tracks, as well as GP-style road courses that have both left and right turns. Turning can be pretty difficult in these environments, which is why spikes in the tires fan all the way out to the side. Riders can lean into turns, nearly scraping the surface of the ice. Check out this YouTube video to see just how incredibly low these racers can go.

The AMA holds yearly events called the Ice Race National Championship. There is a huge variety of events and races that happen. The motorcycle ice racing competitions are for riders as young as four years old and up. Vehicles in the competition range from lightly modified bikes and ATV’s to fully custom-built ice racers.

In 2019, the Championship Race will be held in Wisconson on January, 20th. There will be a 3-hour endurance race, as well as shorter 30-minute circuits for younger competitors.

Also, motorcycle ice racing has even become part of the yearly X-Games competition. Check out these Harley riders talking about riding and competing!

 

sun setting over a lake that is perfect for motorcycle ice racing

 

Motorcycle Ice Racing is Not Just a Passing Craze

 

It seems like almost as quickly as humans invented the motorcycle, we started racing them. We look for the thrills of death-defying speeds and being crowned the fastest seems as natural as the sky being blue and the grass being green.

As motorcycle riders, we’re always going to be a little on the fringe of the mainstream. We might not have the numbers that NASCAR does, but don’t let anyone tell you that all of this is going to just blow over. Racing bikes, on land or on the ice, is here to stay!

Finally, it’s important to realize that motorcycle ice racing is just about as safe as riding in the summer on the road, and twice as fun! So look out for those kooky riders hauling their bikes to the lake this winter, because there’s no reason the fun has to stop when the roads aren’t safe.

10 Fun Snowmobiling Events Coming Up!

this woman on her snowmobile, looking out at the mountains and trails, is ready for an excellent snowmobiling events season

Mark Your Calendars for an Amazing Snowmobiling Events Season

 

There is no shortage in America of people who love speed, sleds, and winter sports. At TMS Parts we want you to enjoy the best winter riding experience by attending awesome snowmobile events across the country. Having an excellent riding season isn’t only about what you’re riding. It’s also about where you’re riding.

 

when the snow covers the evergreens like it is here, you know lots of awesome snowmobile events are happening

 

But maybe you don’t have time to research and plan which snowmobile events you want to attend. Check out this list of 10 snowmobile events that are on our calendars this year!

Where Do You Want to Start Your Snowmobiling Adventures?

 

guy snowmobiling at one of the many winter snowmobiling events across the country

 

Iron Dog

December-February, Big Lakes, Alaska

While the registration period for “The World’s longest, toughest snowmobile race” is over, that doesn’t mean you can’t catch some of the excitement.

Riders put their skills and endurance to the test on over 2,000 miles of rugged Alaskan terrain during these events. Snowmobilers face the elements as well as each other for a shot at the glory of beating the world’s toughest snowmobile race.

Come see riders who live and breathe snowmobiles, and enter their raffle for a chance to win a new sled or even a tiny house!

 

East Coast Snocross

January-March, All along the East Coast

East Coast Snocross puts on some of the most exciting snowmobiling events and races all over the East Coast. Each race takes advantage of its state’s own geography and beautiful sights.

This year ECS will host their first event in Southern New Hampshire. If you’ve never visited this beautiful state, this might be the perfect opportunity to see some majestic mountains and get your adrenaline pumping!

Take a look at their event schedule to see where and when you can join the fun.

 

USSA Prostar Cup

January-March, Midwest, and Canada

The United States Snowmobile Association is the longest running sanctioning body since organized snowmobile racing began. They have a long-standing history of excellent and exciting snowmobiling events. They have sanctioned races in over 25 states across the country and even Canada.

Think you have what it takes to win? Sign up today to test your skills against some great riders in a competition that has stood the test of time.

 

amazing scenery with snow covered tress and evergreens is what you might see at many snowmobiling events

 

Take a Friend Snowmobiling!

January 19th, Hudson Crossing, NY

Are you a newcomer to the sled scene? The snowmobile clubs from Saratoga and Washington County are hosting a  Take a Friend snowmobiling event. Beginners can get tips from more experienced riders and test them out on the trails.

If this isn’t your first rodeo, it’s a great chance to give advice to new riders who are just starting to explore snowmobiling events. Just think of all the things you wish you knew when you started sledding.

Bring a friend along and spread your love for this great sport.

Best of all, it’s FREE! There are no entry or admission fees, just show up and get ready to have fun!

 

Annual Moose Jaw Safari

January 19th, Harbor Springs, Michigan

On the third Saturday of January, the Harbor Springs club hosts their annual Moose Jaw Safari. No registration or trail permit is required for vintage sleds at this event. You just need to show up at the right time and get ready for an expedition!

The ride is about 30 miles through wintery terrain to beautiful Lars Lake (about a 2-hour ride out). Witness some of the finest trials you’ll ever come across in Michigan and make sure to try the famous Bean soup waiting for you at the finish line.

What more could you ask for from a snowmobiling event?

 

Lake George Winter Carnival

February, Lake George, New York

Every weekend in February, come to Lake George for fun with the whole family at their annual Winter Carnival! There are ATV races and a polar plunge for the daredevils in your family. Kids can enjoy pony rides and marshmallow toasting on the beach, and plenty of great food and fireworks for everyone to enjoy.

There’s no reason you need to choose between having fun in the snow and having fun with your family. Check their event calendar to see everything there is to enjoy.

 

man snowmobiling down a mountain

 

A Snowmobile Parade For the History Books

February 1st, Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan

Have you ever wanted to be part of snowmobiling history? Join this once in a lifetime experience at Sault Ste. Marie as the city attempts to break the world record for the longest snowmobile parade in history! They need at least 1,048 snowmobiles (you read that right) to partake in this event and get their name in the Guinness Book of World Records.

It’s a snowmobiling event for the ages!

If you’re interested in going down in the history books check out their facebook page. Make sure you give them a like and stay updated on their progress.

 

51st Annual International 500 Snowmobile Race

February 2nd Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan

So what do you do the day after you get in the   Book of World Records? Well, how about going to see “Nascar on Ice”? February 2nd is the 51st Annual International 500 Snowmobile race, and it is one of the biggest snowmobile events for racers in the world!

Watch some of the fastest sleds in the world break speeds up to 100 mph and prepare to be awed when you learn that they put this together every year with 100% volunteer effort. These volunteers do it all with their passion for sleds and speed, and it’s sure to be a great time. But don’t just take our word for it, go see why Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan says, “if you enjoy NASCAR you will love the I-500 Snowmobile race!”

 

Snowmobile Expo and Powersports Show

March 15-17, West Yellowstone, Montanna

Santa comes in December, but there’s no reason you can’t start next year’s wishlist early, right?

Visit the Snowmobile Expo and Powersports show to see all of the newest innovations in snowmobiles and motorsports from the biggest names in the industry.

If you’re not interested in the new stuff, it’s also a great chance to come and show off your vintage sled! Enjoy the vintage snowmobile races at one of the classic snowmobiling events, and see how fast those beasts can still fly through the snow.

 

beautiful snowmobile trail in the winter

 

10th Annual NYSSA Vintage Sled Show

April 27th, Niagra Falls Convention Center, NY

Got love for the old school? Head to the Niagra Falls Convention Center to check out some incredible vintage snowmobiles! Held in conjunction with the SLEDNY education forum  this event is the place to be for any and all lovers of snowmobiles.

This is a great opportunity to meet like-minded riders who have a passion for the sleds of yesteryear.

 

Which Snowmobiling Events are You Heading to This Year?

 

No matter what kind of rider or spectator you are, there are all sorts of great snowmobiling events taking place this year. Get prepared, get your family and friends, and get planning now to make the most out of your winter season.

 

snowmobile rider speeding down hill

 

Can’t make these awesome snowmobiling events? Check out the 25 Best Snowmobile Trails in the USA for Every Level of Rider.